We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
GUYS XKIT IS SO AWESOME
you can install profiler
and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey
and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them
and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard
AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
Myers Briggs By Superpowers
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers