khoshekhthestationcat:

This is priceless (By Paul Savage)

khoshekhthestationcat:

This is priceless
(By Paul Savage)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

GUYS XKIT IS SO AWESOME

ambiguous-ash:

bewareofsexydean:

you can install profiler

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and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey

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and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them

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and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard

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AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

qwantzfeed:

bruce’s parents are killed by wimps so he invents the venom compound, bruce’s parents are killed by a very sane person so he becomes the joker, bruce’s parents are killed by not having enough upmarket consumer-level electronics so he becomes steve jobs, THE LIST GOES ON

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